Best hat in show — clad your bonce right

On Saturday afternoon the mainstage will play host to the Best Hat competition, where the winner will receive the incomprehensibly generous prize of free tickets to Farmfestival 2013. Blow me down with a feather! So get your thinking caps on, and if they don't look smart enough, make something better! The standard set by previous winners has been high, as you can see over on the right there.

This year at Farmfestival we are getting serious about the compulsory hat wearing. A brand new Hat Enforcement Patrol have been employed and they will be scouring the site, keeping a keen eye on each and every one of you lovely revelers to ensure that you are donning your head furniture at all times. Failure to comply could result in serious consequences!