to the lazer cave...

Over a millenia ago a celestial cave compounded from smoke and lazers was released from the inner sanctum of the space that lies between reality and the cosmic realm. It weaved it's path through space and time until it came to rest in Dalston (fancy that). Once settled the mystical entity began to release its beams throughout itself and beyond. Brave crusaders who followed these signals discovered a wondrous dark land and tempted the lazer beams inside.

NOW AT THE CORE OF THE CAVE A TIN FOIL CLAD RAVE RAGES AN EPIC COSMIC DISCO

WELCOME TO THE LAZER CAVE...

(Watch out for the lazer cave, lazer maze at this year's festival...)