Jesus Kenevil

In their own words... "Jesus Kenevil are Matt Watson (vocals, loops, guitar) and Woody Woodward (drums, bass pedals). Amazing audiences with the sheer mass of sound created by just two people, Jesus Kenevil will quite happily....tear you a new one!"

"Like so many Jesus Knievel stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate... Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature named Thong arrived on earth to explain how wars could be prevented and cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Crimpleton Biff, a planet where natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing. Thong landed at night in Denton. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Thong with a chair leg..." - K.Vonnegut